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Christmas on the Floor
02:21
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I picked another fight and you're calling my bluff
You're packing up your things, say you've been feeling stuck
But it's December 24th, all the presents are wrapped
And I didn't think that my latest tirade would make you snap
Yeah it's Christmas Eve and you're walking out the door
Looks like I'll be spending another Christmas on the floor
I put out the milk and cookies and fix myself a drink
It's time to meet Roy Oliver cuz I don't wanna think
The fairy lights remind me I'm the saddest ever been
I tripped over Baby Jesus, broke the Nativity scene
My glass keeps on refilling but I just don't know who poured
Looks like I'll be spending another Christmas on the floor
Well I stumbled to the kitchen looking for another drink
And I saw Santa climbing through the window by the sink
Cuz the chimney's stuffed with bottles but there's nothing I want more
So I begged Santa please bring back the one that I adore
I just wanna say I'm sorry but I don't know where you've gone
My Christmas gift to you would be admitting I was wrong
But til then I'm drinking down my dinner, Kahlua instead of pie
If any carolers come round here, get a BB in the eye
My stocking smells like moonshine, mistletoe is off the door
Looks like I'll be spending another Christmas on the floor
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Let's Go
02:51
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Phone Jerks Moncton, New Brunswick
Formed as a Supercharger cover band in Moncton, CANADA, 2013. Then unfortunately for everyone, it turned into a real band by 2014. Currently available for children's birthday parties.
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