!Christmas on the Floor!

by Phone Jerks

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poikkeus The Phone Jerks combine mid-speed punk with Teengenerate distortion in the vocals - it's rockin', super-fun, and a mandatory addition to your Phone Jerks collection! Favorite track: Christmas on the Floor.
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I picked another fight and you're calling my bluff You're packing up your things, say you've been feeling stuck But it's December 24th, all the presents are wrapped And I didn't think that my latest tirade would make you snap Yeah it's Christmas Eve and you're walking out the door Looks like I'll be spending another Christmas on the floor I put out the milk and cookies and fix myself a drink It's time to meet Roy Oliver cuz I don't wanna think The fairy lights remind me I'm the saddest ever been I tripped over Baby Jesus, broke the Nativity scene My glass keeps on refilling but I just don't know who poured Looks like I'll be spending another Christmas on the floor Well I stumbled to the kitchen looking for another drink And I saw Santa climbing through the window by the sink Cuz the chimney's stuffed with bottles but there's nothing I want more So I begged Santa please bring back the one that I adore I just wanna say I'm sorry but I don't know where you've gone My Christmas gift to you would be admitting I was wrong But til then I'm drinking down my dinner, Kahlua instead of pie If any carolers come round here, get a BB in the eye My stocking smells like moonshine, mistletoe is off the door Looks like I'll be spending another Christmas on the floor
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Let's Go 02:51

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Recorded/Engineered by Andrew Farrell, Dec 12th 2020 in Moncton NB Canada
Mixed/Mastered by James O'Toole
"Let's Go" originally by The Reducers

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released December 19, 2020

Andrew Farrell: Bass and back vox on "Let's Go"
Brian Lamanna: Guitar and lead vox on "Lets Go"
Emily Williston: Drums and lead vox on "Christmas on the Floor"
Tyler Boutilier: "Guitar and back vox on "Let's Go"

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Phone Jerks Moncton, New Brunswick

Formed as a Supercharger cover band in Moncton, CANADA, 2013. Then unfortunately for everyone, it turned into a real band by 2014. Currently available for children's birthday parties.

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